
This is your uncle you only see once a year. He was recalling his college football days but has switched to his opinions about the youth. Thinks your generation’s problem is that you all have phones and underwater basket-weaving degrees. It isn’t that he wasn’t hugged enough as a child, it’s actually that you were hugged too much as a child. Don’t get him started on avocado toast.
(courtesy Rani Molla)