Mayonnaise

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This is Mayonnaise. He ate a whole bunch of dirt even though you specifically asked him not to. Jumped in a mud puddle too. Was unaware the consequence would be a sink bath. Likes to think he won’t jump in the same puddle again but he absolutely will. Honestly just keep the water warm once he’s out

(courtesy Ashley Hamblin on Facebook)

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