
This is Bruce and Dolly. It’s Dolly’s first time on the water, but Bruce has been a ship captain for decades, so he’s here to show her a thing or two about the open seas. The first thing she needs to avoid is tripping over her own ears into the water. It’s not dangerous, it’s just embarrassing, not that Bruce is speaking from experience or anything. The second thing she should avoid is leaving her snacks unattended. Beach chickens are ruthless these days. And finally, the poop deck is NOT what it sounds like